Chevys Rock and no one can understand they do so I need some good jokes about Fords to get them back?

FORD =

F ound

O n

R oad

D eadChevys Rock and no one can understand they do so I need some good jokes about Fords to get them back?
Found On Road Dead



Fouled Over Rebuilt DodgeChevys Rock and no one can understand they do so I need some good jokes about Fords to get them back?
FORD- Found On Road Dead, Forgotten On Race Day, Fix Or Repair Daily,
Fixed-up old rebuilt dodgeChevys Rock and no one can understand they do so I need some good jokes about Fords to get them back?
fuc!ed over rebuilt dodge.
remember the old commercial? it said " 95% of all fords registered since 1990 are still on the road." i saw a bumper sticker that said that, but below it it said, " the other 5% did make it home ok."

i laughed. :)Chevys Rock and no one can understand they do so I need some good jokes about Fords to get them back?
FORD--%26gt;FOUND ON ROAD DEAD
Failure On Race Day

Fix Or Repair Daily

Fat Old Rust bucket Dull
Chevrolet's greatest competition is not from Ford but from the quality vehicles from Japan. The products from General Motors are generally not reliable, poor quality, poor design, and on top of that, over-priced.
Flip

Over

Read

Directions



If you can't afford a ford ram it with a dodge.



The reason Chevy's are priced higer is there is actually something left of them after 100k miles....That and the fact they actually haul ***.....Mile after mile stroke after stroke, chevy's are made for people who like to haul ***.
****** over retared driver
F-fuc*ed

O-over

R-rusty

D-dodge





the other ones have already been said and heres one for GMC

G-generic

M-made

C-Chevy
F*cked On Race Day



Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Found On Road Dead



Fix Or Repair Daily
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

Found On Railroad Dead

Fools Only Read Directions

Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords

Failure Of Research %26amp; Development